diff --git a/Meta/CMake/utils.cmake b/Meta/CMake/utils.cmake
index 4f9d5d5e1a6..80c8fd43331 100644
--- a/Meta/CMake/utils.cmake
+++ b/Meta/CMake/utils.cmake
@@ -173,12 +173,6 @@ function(embed_resource target section file)
     target_sources("${target}" PRIVATE "${asm_file}")
 endfunction()
 
-function(link_with_locale_data target)
-    if (ENABLE_UNICODE_DATABASE_DOWNLOAD AND SERENITYOS)
-        target_link_libraries("${target}" PRIVATE LibLocaleData)
-    endif()
-endfunction()
-
 function(remove_path_if_version_changed version version_file cache_path)
     set(version_differs YES)
 
diff --git a/Meta/Lagom/CMakeLists.txt b/Meta/Lagom/CMakeLists.txt
index 4526ba43981..6478929b31f 100644
--- a/Meta/Lagom/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Meta/Lagom/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -528,12 +528,7 @@ if (BUILD_LAGOM)
     # FIXME: How about we don't include Kernel/API from random high-level libraries?
     install(FILES ${SERENITY_PROJECT_ROOT}/Kernel/API/KeyCode.h DESTINATION "${CMAKE_INSTALL_INCLUDEDIR}/Kernel/API")
 
-    # FIXME: LibLocaleData is an object lib in Lagom, because the weak symbol trick we use on serenity
-    #    straight up isn't supposed to work per ELF rules
     target_link_libraries(LibLocale PRIVATE LibTimeZone)
-    if (ENABLE_UNICODE_DATABASE_DOWNLOAD)
-        install(TARGETS LibLocaleData EXPORT LagomTargets)
-    endif()
 
     add_serenity_subdirectory(Userland/Shell)
 
diff --git a/Tests/LibJS/CMakeLists.txt b/Tests/LibJS/CMakeLists.txt
index 5a66683f3a5..301565f3d02 100644
--- a/Tests/LibJS/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Tests/LibJS/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -1,13 +1,10 @@
 serenity_testjs_test(test-js.cpp test-js LIBS LibLocale)
 
 install(TARGETS test-js RUNTIME DESTINATION bin OPTIONAL)
-link_with_locale_data(test-js)
 
 serenity_test(test-invalid-unicode-js.cpp LibJS LIBS LibJS LibLocale)
-link_with_locale_data(test-invalid-unicode-js)
 
 serenity_test(test-value-js.cpp LibJS LIBS LibJS LibLocale)
-link_with_locale_data(test-value-js)
 
 serenity_component(
     test262-runner
@@ -16,7 +13,6 @@ serenity_component(
 add_executable(test262-runner test262-runner.cpp)
 target_link_libraries(test262-runner PRIVATE LibJS LibCore LibLocale)
 serenity_set_implicit_links(test262-runner)
-link_with_locale_data(test262-runner)
 install(TARGETS test262-runner RUNTIME DESTINATION bin OPTIONAL)
 
 serenity_component(
diff --git a/Tests/LibLocale/CMakeLists.txt b/Tests/LibLocale/CMakeLists.txt
index 5630889a7fe..a2b44e84dd6 100644
--- a/Tests/LibLocale/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Tests/LibLocale/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -7,5 +7,4 @@ foreach(source IN LISTS TEST_SOURCES)
     serenity_test("${source}" LibLocale LIBS LibLocale)
 
     get_filename_component(target "${source}" NAME_WLE)
-    link_with_locale_data("${target}")
 endforeach()
diff --git a/Userland/Applications/Browser/CMakeLists.txt b/Userland/Applications/Browser/CMakeLists.txt
index ad4e60fbc86..12bc65b29f7 100644
--- a/Userland/Applications/Browser/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Userland/Applications/Browser/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -39,4 +39,3 @@ set(GENERATED_SOURCES
 
 serenity_app(Browser ICON app-browser)
 target_link_libraries(Browser PRIVATE LibCore LibWebView LibWeb LibProtocol LibGUI LibDesktop LibConfig LibGfx LibIPC LibJS LibLocale LibMain LibSyntax LibURL)
-link_with_locale_data(Browser)
diff --git a/Userland/Applications/ClockSettings/CMakeLists.txt b/Userland/Applications/ClockSettings/CMakeLists.txt
index bd099820a6a..e42ea3abdba 100644
--- a/Userland/Applications/ClockSettings/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Userland/Applications/ClockSettings/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -20,4 +20,3 @@ set(GENERATED_SOURCES
 
 serenity_app(ClockSettings ICON app-analog-clock) # FIXME: Create a ClockSettings icon.
 target_link_libraries(ClockSettings PRIVATE LibConfig LibCore LibGfx LibGUI LibMain LibLocale)
-link_with_locale_data(ClockSettings)
diff --git a/Userland/Applications/Help/CMakeLists.txt b/Userland/Applications/Help/CMakeLists.txt
index e5f516321c0..692c2c2530d 100644
--- a/Userland/Applications/Help/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Userland/Applications/Help/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -17,4 +17,3 @@ set(SOURCES
 
 serenity_app(Help ICON app-help)
 target_link_libraries(Help PRIVATE LibCore LibWebView LibWeb LibMarkdown LibGfx LibGUI LibDesktop LibMain LibManual LibLocale LibURL)
-link_with_locale_data(Help)
diff --git a/Userland/Libraries/LibLocale/CMakeLists.txt b/Userland/Libraries/LibLocale/CMakeLists.txt
index 911faa6940e..35763eacf38 100644
--- a/Userland/Libraries/LibLocale/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Userland/Libraries/LibLocale/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -3,12 +3,7 @@ include(${SerenityOS_SOURCE_DIR}/Meta/CMake/locale_data.cmake)
 if (DEFINED LOCALE_DATA_SOURCES)
     set(SOURCES ${LOCALE_DATA_SOURCES})
     set(GENERATED_SOURCES ${CURRENT_LIB_GENERATED})
-    if (SERENITYOS)
-        serenity_lib(LibLocaleData localedata)
-    else()
-        add_library(LibLocaleData OBJECT ${SOURCES})
-        serenity_generated_sources(LibLocaleData)
-    endif()
+    serenity_lib(LibLocaleData localedata TYPE OBJECT)
     target_compile_options(LibLocaleData PRIVATE -g0 -Os -Wno-parentheses-equality)
     target_link_libraries(LibLocaleData PRIVATE LibTimeZone)
     unset(GENERATED_SOURCES)
@@ -27,9 +22,5 @@ target_link_libraries(LibLocale PRIVATE LibUnicode)
 target_compile_definitions(LibLocale PRIVATE ENABLE_UNICODE_DATA=$<BOOL:${ENABLE_UNICODE_DATABASE_DOWNLOAD}>)
 
 if (DEFINED LOCALE_DATA_SOURCES)
-    if (SERENITYOS)
-        add_dependencies(LibLocale LibLocaleData)
-    else()
-        target_link_libraries(LibLocale PRIVATE LibLocaleData)
-    endif()
+    target_link_libraries(LibLocale PRIVATE LibLocaleData)
 endif()
diff --git a/Userland/Libraries/LibWeb/CMakeLists.txt b/Userland/Libraries/LibWeb/CMakeLists.txt
index 96c16886064..b3dac565636 100644
--- a/Userland/Libraries/LibWeb/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Userland/Libraries/LibWeb/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -726,7 +726,6 @@ serenity_lib(LibWeb web)
 
 # NOTE: We link with LibSoftGPU here instead of lazy loading it via dlopen() so that we do not have to unveil the library and pledge prot_exec.
 target_link_libraries(LibWeb PRIVATE LibCore LibCrypto LibJS LibMarkdown LibHTTP LibGemini LibGUI LibGfx LibIPC LibLocale LibRegex LibSoftGPU LibSyntax LibTextCodec LibUnicode LibAudio LibVideo LibWasm LibXML LibIDL LibURL LibTLS)
-link_with_locale_data(LibWeb)
 
 if (HAS_ACCELERATED_GRAPHICS)
     target_link_libraries(LibWeb PRIVATE ${ACCEL_GFX_LIBS})
diff --git a/Userland/Services/WebContent/CMakeLists.txt b/Userland/Services/WebContent/CMakeLists.txt
index c4c618295d9..226bfa8f52f 100644
--- a/Userland/Services/WebContent/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Userland/Services/WebContent/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -32,7 +32,6 @@ set(GENERATED_SOURCES
 
 serenity_bin(WebContent)
 target_link_libraries(WebContent PRIVATE LibCore LibFileSystem LibIPC LibGfx LibAudio LibImageDecoderClient LibJS LibWebView LibWeb LibLocale LibMain LibURL)
-link_with_locale_data(WebContent)
 
 if (HAS_ACCELERATED_GRAPHICS)
     target_compile_definitions(WebContent PRIVATE HAS_ACCELERATED_GRAPHICS)
diff --git a/Userland/Services/WebWorker/CMakeLists.txt b/Userland/Services/WebWorker/CMakeLists.txt
index 71829d34085..ca666b61dc2 100644
--- a/Userland/Services/WebWorker/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Userland/Services/WebWorker/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -18,4 +18,3 @@ set(GENERATED_SOURCES
 
 serenity_bin(WebWorker)
 target_link_libraries(WebWorker PRIVATE LibCore LibFileSystem LibGfx LibIPC LibJS LibWeb LibWebView LibLocale LibMain LibURL)
-link_with_locale_data(WebWorker)
diff --git a/Userland/Utilities/CMakeLists.txt b/Userland/Utilities/CMakeLists.txt
index 73112470e3c..efcd7812d4d 100644
--- a/Userland/Utilities/CMakeLists.txt
+++ b/Userland/Utilities/CMakeLists.txt
@@ -108,7 +108,6 @@ target_link_libraries(ini PRIVATE LibFileSystem)
 target_link_libraries(install-bin PRIVATE LibFileSystem)
 target_link_libraries(isobmff PRIVATE LibGfx)
 target_link_libraries(js PRIVATE LibCrypto LibJS LibLine LibLocale LibTextCodec)
-link_with_locale_data(js)
 target_link_libraries(keymap PRIVATE LibKeyboard)
 target_link_libraries(less PRIVATE LibLine)
 target_link_libraries(ls PRIVATE LibFileSystem LibURL)