diff --git a/lib/maintainers.nix b/lib/maintainers.nix
index 73c288231c88..e92177ded4b3 100644
--- a/lib/maintainers.nix
+++ b/lib/maintainers.nix
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@
   edwtjo = "Edward Tjörnhammar <ed@cflags.cc>";
   eelco = "Eelco Dolstra <eelco.dolstra@logicblox.com>";
   ertes = "Ertugrul Söylemez <es@ertes.de>";
+  falsifian = "James Cook <james.cook@utoronto.ca>";
   garbas = "Rok Garbas <rok@garbas.si>";
   goibhniu = "Cillian de Róiste <cillian.deroiste@gmail.com>";
   guibert = "David Guibert <david.guibert@gmail.com>";
diff --git a/pkgs/tools/misc/apt-offline/default.nix b/pkgs/tools/misc/apt-offline/default.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..219cb2139f58
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pkgs/tools/misc/apt-offline/default.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+{ stdenv, fetchurl, bash, buildPythonPackage }:
+
+buildPythonPackage rec {
+  version = "1.3";
+  name = "apt-offline-${version}";
+
+  src = fetchurl {
+    #url = "https://alioth.debian.org/frs/download.php/file/3855/${name}.tar.gz";
+    # The above URL has two problems: it requires one to be logged in, and it
+    # uses a CA that curl doesn't know about.  Instead, we use this mirror:
+    url = "http://www.falsifian.org/a/cFi5/${name}.tar.gz";
+    sha256 = "1sp7ai2abzhbg9y84700qziybphvpzl2nk3mz1d1asivzyjvxlxy";
+  };
+
+  buildInputs = [ ];
+
+  doCheck = false;
+
+  # Requires python-qt4 (feel free to get it working).
+  preFixup = ''rm "$out/bin/apt-offline-gui"'';
+
+  meta = with stdenv.lib; {
+    description = "offline APT package manager";
+    license = licenses.gpl3;
+    maintainers = [ maintainers.falsifian ];
+    platforms = platforms.linux;
+  };
+}
diff --git a/pkgs/top-level/all-packages.nix b/pkgs/top-level/all-packages.nix
index 701f27138831..953dd6a96c86 100644
--- a/pkgs/top-level/all-packages.nix
+++ b/pkgs/top-level/all-packages.nix
@@ -434,6 +434,8 @@ let
 
   analog = callPackage ../tools/admin/analog {};
 
+  apt-offline = callPackage ../tools/misc/apt-offline { };
+
   archivemount = callPackage ../tools/filesystems/archivemount { };
 
   arandr = callPackage ../tools/X11/arandr { };